A Cornucopia of Cannibal Jokes

While scouring the internet for food jokes, I found bushels of cannibal jokes. Here’s a Pile of Bonesfew of my favorites:

  • What did the cannibal order for take out? A pizza with everyone!
  • Why was the cannibal expelled from school? He was caught buttering up his teacher!
  • What do cannibals like Jehovah’s Witnesses? They’re free delivery.
  • What does the cannibal who comes late for dinner get? The cold shoulder!
  • Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny!
  • Two cannibals sat digesting a large meal. “Your wife makes a delicious roast,” one cannibal said. “Yes.” said the second cannibal. “I will miss her terribly.”

I’m sure I’ll be having seconds of these jokes.

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