- What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
- Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first pick.
- How do you greet a lawyer with an IQ of 50? “Good Morning, Your Honor!”
- What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school? An offer you can’t understand!
- Why are lawyers buried in deeper graves than other folks? Deep down, they’re much nicer people.
- What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
- What do you call a skydiving lawyer? Skeet! Thanks, Brian Cook!
Know someone in law school? We bet they heard all these jokes in the first week of classes, BUT why not send the future attorney one of our care packages to show them you know SHE won’t be the butt of any jokes?
Want more lawyer jokes? Check out Lawyer Jokes Part I.