- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A Puddle!
- What kind of currency do snowmen use? Cold cash!
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
- And what do those snowmen eat for lunch? Ice Burgers!
- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman longer that it does a regular snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head (huh?)!
Need more snowman jokes? Check out last year’s jokes or Alex’s A Snowman Confronts His Doctor About His Botched Rhinoplasty.
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