- What’s the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out!
- How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving!
- Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy!
- What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? Jewelry!
- What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will drop off when its victim dies!
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more!
- What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities!
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