Lawyer Jokes Part 1

I am married to a lawyer and now my daughter is in law school so I am awash in lawyer Ambulance Chaserjokes. Here’s the first round:

  • What’s the difference between baseball and law?  In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out!
  • How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving!
  • Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy!
  • What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? Jewelry!
  • What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will drop off when its victim dies!
  • What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more!
  • What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities!

Ouch!

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