What is the Second Most Common New Year’s Resolution?

You probably guessed it-Exercise! It certainly seems like a good idea Nutcrackerafter 5 glasses of champagne. Do any of these quotes caption how you feel about exercise on January 2nd?

    • My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis Diller
    • My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. Milton Berle
    • I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon. Ellen DeGeneres
    • I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield
    • I hate to exercise.I figure at my age,why bother? If God wanted me to bend over,he’d throw diamonds on the floor! Joan Rivers

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