What is the Number One News Year’s Resolution?

Dieting! Here’s what a few of our favorite comedians have to say about that well-worn New Year's Resolutionstopic:

  • The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child
  • My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat. Henry Youngman
  • I’ve decided that perhaps I’m bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge .Paula Poundstone
  • My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people. Orson Welles
  •  Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. Dave Barry  
  • The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth – something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food – just watch it, don’t eat it. Ed Koch

 

My favorite quote about dieting?  The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. Jackie Gleason 

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