Monthly Archives: January 2013

Groundhog Extermination Plot Foiled

Punxsutaney, PA . Punxsutaney police worked closely with US Army special ops forces to help foil a plot intended to  wipe out all groundhogs in the North American Continent. Helen Hiwater, Weather Channel anchor and avid gardener, allegedly planned  to exterminate all Marmota monax (ground hogs) by detonating a … Continue reading

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Football Jokes: This Year We Insert NY Jets

Unfortunately the 2012 season has made The New York Jets the butt of many jokes. What do you call a Jets fan with half a brain? Gifted! If you see a Jets fan on a bike, why should you not … Continue reading

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Ah Winter! Quotes About Snow

I have always felt lucky to live where winter means snow-and lots of it! Not everyone feels the same. Until I came to Canada I never knew ‘snow‘ was a four letter word. Alberto Manguel When it snows, you have … Continue reading

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Tooth Fairy To Do List

  Mirth in a Box  sells fun and quirky gifts and care packages! Send one to someone you love today!

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Tooth Fairy To Do List

  Mirth in a Box  sells fun and quirky gifts and care packages! Send one to someone you love today!

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Lawyer Jokes Part 2

Here’s some more jokes for our bulging “lawyer jokes” file: What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey … Continue reading

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Jonathan Winters Quotes

Jonathan Winters could always make me laugh. I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.  God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than … Continue reading

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Pirate MD: Do You Have Scurvy?

Diseases affect pirates of all ages, backgrounds, and from all walks of life- in the Atlantic Ocean alone, there are approximately 5 million new cases of pirate-related diseases (PRDs) every year. Getting the facts about PRDs is becoming increasingly important. … Continue reading

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Snowman Jokes-As Plentiful as Snowflakes!

Who would have every thought there would be so many jokes about snowmen? What do you call a snowman in the summer? A Puddle! What kind of currency do snowmen use? Cold cash! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted … Continue reading

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Lawyer Jokes Part 1

I am married to a lawyer and now my daughter is in law school so I am awash in lawyer jokes. Here’s the first round: What’s the difference between baseball and law?  In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out! … Continue reading

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