Christmas Cheer: Jokes Safe Enough for the Entire Family

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to Christmas Elfhim!

Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Santa Paws!

What’s the most popular Christmas wine? I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!

Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly-wood!

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!

What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!

What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!

What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”!

How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!

Mirth in a Box is the fun place to shop for all your Christmas gifts! We also have a great selection of stocking stuffers!

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