Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Santa Paws!
What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly-wood!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y”!
How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
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