Comedians on Santa Claus

Here’s some Ho Ho Ho for your holiday season:Santa Claus

  • Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan
  • There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Bob Phillips
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Victor Borge 
  • Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. Dennis Miller
  • Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. Richard Lamm 
  • What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Anonymous
  • You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. Robert Paul
  • The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. Steven Wright
  • Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair. Must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? Arlo Guthrie

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