Ho Ho Ho! No No No! Santa Claus Jokes

Hey! How many of these have you heard before?Santa Claus x100

  • What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
  • What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?A Christmas Quacker!
  • What’s red and white and falls down the chimney? Santa Klutz!
  • What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas? A rebel without a Claus!
  • Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel!
  • What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa Claus on his birthday“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
  • What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle!
  • Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
  • What is green and flies?An airsick Santa Claus!
  • What goes oh, oh, oh? Santa Claus walking backwards!
  • What does Kris Kringle like to get when he goes to the donut shop? A jolly roll!

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Thank you The Dolly Mama from Flickr for the great photo!

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