Black Friday, traditionally the day after Thanksgiving, has voluntarily entered a Swiss Rehab Clinic to seek treatment for “catastrophic burn out”. In years past Black Friday has been a frenzied-filled 24 hour day of shopping and deals but this year saw Black Friday seep into the Thursday before and the Saturday after. Friday began complaining of lightheadedness, confusion and fatigue.
Sources close to Ms. Friday claim she started Thanksgiving week with a quart of black coffee and had been drinking upwards of 12 cans of Red Bull every night in preparation for her day of glory. Wide awake and wired, Black Friday started out well on Thursday afternoon but by midday on Friday she began to fade. At 6PM Friday she finally crashed and burned. Paramedics transported her to a nearby hospital for evaluation.
Mirth in a Box doesn’t want this to happen to you! We’ve got plenty of Holiday Gift Ideas and Christmas Stocking Stuffers. Spend Black Friday at home without getting dressed, showered or ever leaving your armchair!
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