Thanksgiving Jokes: Real Turkeys!

Turkey JokesIf April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? He was very thinkful.

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I’m stuffed! 

If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for? Their age!

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners!

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3 Responses to Thanksgiving Jokes: Real Turkeys!

  1. Gay Gasser says:

    The cornier the better!

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