Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

According to Reba McEntire, “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a Thanksgiving Turkeybackbone and a funny bone. We agree. Here’s some zingers to help you through Thanksgiving Dinner:

  • Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.  Johnny Carson
  • We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing. George Carlin
  • My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.  Phyllis Diller
  • I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart
  • Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck
  • Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. P.J. O’Rourke
  • I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. Arnold Schwarzenegger

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2 Responses to Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

  1. Ed says:

    Nice arnold! Always the class act

  2. Gay says:

    The governator has always has a way with words.

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