What? Mother in Law Jokes?

Mother in LawWhile I was pulling together some jokes on families I found way too many mother-in-law jokes. Good grief! I got off lucky! Hey! Wait a minute! I do have a son-in-law. I’m sure he would never make fun of me.

  • What is the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
  • My mother-in-law is a well balanced person. She’s got a chip on BOTH shoulders
  • I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won’t let me plug it in. Henry Youngman
  • What is the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture? The vulture waits until you’re dead before it eats your heart out.
  • My wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.”
  • How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
  • My mother-in-law’s other car is a Broom!
  • Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

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2 Responses to What? Mother in Law Jokes?

  1. Matt Baier says:

    Good stuff. My favorite is a toss up between the vulture and the light bulb.

    • Gay Gasser says:

      Les Dawson once said: ‘The wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.”

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