Thanksgiving Day Dinner: Gobble and Oink!

Irv Kupcinet once said, “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Thanksgiving DinnerDay.” Probably true. I consider myself to be an optimist. In fact I’ll have my glass half-filled all day with highly caloric beverages.

    • Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Kevin James
    • You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. John Leno
    • Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car. Stephen Colbert
    • What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?Erma Bombeck (No One Diets on Thanksgiving)

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