There seems to be more Halloween Jokes than types of Halloween candy. Mirth in a Box has no problem with jokes or candy. Here’s an assortment:
- How was Frankenstein’s birth?Shocking.
- Why did Dracula go to the library? He wanted a good book to sink his teeth in to!
- Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks!
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? He was a pain in the neck!
- What do you call a fat vampire slayer? Puffy!
- Where does a vampire keep his money?In a blood bank.
- What kind of mail does a super star vampire get? Fang Mail!
- When do vampires like horse racing? When it’s neck and neck
- When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you are a mouse!