Major Punage Alert!

Damn! Somewhere upstream the levees broke and we shore have been flooded with puns! Rushing River of PunsHere’s a few more sent to Mirth in a Box by hardcore punsters:

    • I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
    • A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
    • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
    • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
    • I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
    • What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Send us some more puns! Missouri loves company! And we need to stay current.

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