Damn! Somewhere upstream the levees broke and we shore have been flooded with puns! 
Here’s a few more sent to Mirth in a Box by hardcore punsters:
- I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
- I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Send us some more puns! Missouri loves company! And we need to stay current.
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