Pumpkins: The Silliest Squash

It’s October so we just have to have a few pumpkin puns!Pumpkin

  • What do you call a fat Jack o’ Lantern? A Plumpkin!
  • What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o’ Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
  • What does one use to fix a Jack o’ Lantern? A pumpkin patch!
  • What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack o’ lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party? Let’s get glowing!
  • What did one Jack o’ Lantern say to the other Jack o’ Lantern? Cut it out!

Mirth in a Box sells fun and unusual gift boxes.

About Gay Gasser

Frustrated by the lack of quality care packages, Gay created Mirth in a Box. MirthinaBox.com is the place to go on the interne to find fun gift sets and care packages.
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