Sympathetic Pumpkin Reacts to Poorly Carved Friend

What does one say when a friend asks,”How do I look?” and he/she looks like a hot Ewwww! Poorly Carved Pumpkinmess? Here’s how pumpkins artfully handle this problem:

“I’m sure it just looks that way because it’s backlit. It’ll be fine in the moonlight. Seriously.”

“No no no- it shows off your stem in a good way. Really.”

“Yeah, it shows a little more flesh than normal, but there’s a lot of guys in the patch who really go for that sort of thing. Honestly.”

Carved PimpkinsNobody’s eyes are the same size or shape, when you really look at them. Trust me.”

“I… uh… wow. Just wow. I guess you could say I’m blown away. Really, really blown away.”

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