Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few 
of these transparently silly ghost jokes:
- Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him!
- What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream!
- What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people? Poultrygeist!
- What do you do when you see a ghost? Run away!
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