I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed 
with charm. Therein lies the danger. P. J. O’Rourke
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.George Carlin
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. H. L. Mencken
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. Carl Sandburg
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. Winston Churchill
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