Skeleton Jokes for Your Funny Bone

Posted on October 8, 2012 by Gay Gasser

It is time to reach in to the closet and bring out the skeleton jokes.Skeleton

  • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
  • Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with!
  • Who was the winner of the skeleton beauty contest? No body!
  • What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Appetite!
  • Why can’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs!
  • Who is a skeleton’s favorite emperor? Napoleon Boneaparte 

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Thanks to ThatOliverGuy on Flickr for the great photo!

About Gay Gasser

Frustrated by the lack of quality care packages, Gay created Mirth in a Box. MirthinaBox.com is the place to go on the interne to find fun gift sets and care packages.
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