- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
- Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with!
- Who was the winner of the skeleton beauty contest? No body!
- What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Appetite!
- Why can’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs!
- Who is a skeleton’s favorite emperor? Napoleon Boneaparte
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Thanks to ThatOliverGuy on Flickr for the great photo!