You’d have to be a stiff not to appreciate these great mummy jokes we dug up:
Why don’t mummies have many friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves!
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Rap music!
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
Who is the best mummy wrapper in all of Egypt? The Wizard of Gauze!
Who changed King Tut’s diapers? His Mummy!
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