- What kind of streets do zombies live on? Dead-ends!
- Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately!
- Who won the zombie tennis match? Nobody. It was dead even!
- What a zombie’s favorite sport? Casketball!
- Where does one go to buy a zombie? A MON-store!
- What did the zombie husband say to his scatter-brained zombie wife? You’ll forget your head because it isn’t attached!
My personal favorite is: What did the zombie say to his friend as he was eating a comedian? This tastes funny!