Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best:
- I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
- He who limps is still walking.
- I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
- Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds.