Michael Bloomberg Proposed Ban on Jumbo Shrimp

Buoyed by recent support of his proposed ban on extra large soft drinks, NYC mayor, Jumbo shrimpMichael Bloomberg, casts his eye to other over-sized foodstuffs. His first target? Jumbo Shrimp.                                                                                               Skeptics say that the 5’6” Bloomberg is suffering from a classic case of “Napoleon Complex”(over compensation for short super-sized sodastature). An unnamed source close to the mayor claims he often rails against large pizzas, big hair, over-sized sunglasses, skyscrapers and basketball players.

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