Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes:
- Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people!
- What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more liquor!
- What’s the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish! What’s the difference between a politician and a sack of manure?The sack!
- Why don’t you ever hear about burglars robbing politicians? Professional courtesy!
- What’s the difference between a good politician and a bad politician? A headstone!
- What do you call a group of skydiving politicians? Skeet!
- How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving!
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