Roseanne Barr’s trademark gum-snapping, nasal snipes made her one of Hollywood’s
most popular comedians. Here’s a few of her witticisms:
- I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?
- Birth control that really works – every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
- In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, “Sorry, we’re open.”
- I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people…that’s why I don’t like any of them.
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