Rosanne Barr: Domestic Goddess

Roseanne Barr’s trademark gum-snapping, nasal snipes made her one of Hollywood’sRoseanne Barr most popular comedians. Here’s a few of her witticisms:

  • I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
  • Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?
  • Birth control that really works – every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
  • In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, “Sorry, we’re open.”
  • I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people…that’s why I don’t like any of them.

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