Back To School: Teacher Jokes

Posted on September 7, 2012 by Gay Gasser

Colored PencilsOh dear! Where did the summer go? It time for students to go back to school and time for Mirth in a Box to pull out the teacher jokes.

  • Why did the teacher turn the lights on? Because her class was so dim!
  • Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?  She couldn’t control her pupils! 
  • Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water!
  • What do you call a teacher without students? Happy!
  • What would happen if you took the school bus home ? The police would make you bring it back !
  • Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

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About Gay Gasser

Frustrated by the lack of quality care packages, Gay created Mirth in a Box. MirthinaBox.com is the place to go on the interne to find fun gift sets and care packages.
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One Response to Back To School: Teacher Jokes

  1. Honey bear says:
    September 7, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    I like honey

    Reply

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