Preseason Punage: Football Jokes

How else to kickoff another football season but with a few tried an true football jokes?Football Ref-

  • What beverage do football players drink? Penal-tea!
  • What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? An anorexic!
  • What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?A thief!
  • What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby? One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  • What did the football say to the punter? “I get a kick out of you.”
  • What Is the difference between a lawyer and a football? You get three points when you kick the football between the uprights.


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