- What beverage do football players drink? Penal-tea!
- What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? An anorexic!
- What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?A thief!
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby? One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- What did the football say to the punter? “I get a kick out of you.”
- What Is the difference between a lawyer and a football? You get three points when you kick the football between the uprights.