Monthly Archives: September 2012

10 College Mascots With the Most Interesting Histories

Here’s a great post from CollegeStats.org: If we’ve learned anything from Batman, it’s that people need a powerful symbol to unite behind. For colleges, we call this symbol the mascot, a revered creature that brings good fortune and the promise … Continue reading

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Zombie Jokes: Laugh Your Head Off!

Some of these jokes don’t have a leg to stand on, but other are dead on: What kind of streets do zombies live on? Dead-ends! Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately! Who … Continue reading

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Just Punderful!

Good grief! Our mailbox is ready to explode with puns so we thought we would drop a few more on our readers. Here you go: Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. Be kind to your dentist. He has … Continue reading

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Rosanne Barr: Domestic Goddess

Roseanne Barr’s trademark gum-snapping, nasal snipes made her one of Hollywood’s most popular comedians. Here’s a few of her witticisms: I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on. Experts say you should never hit your … Continue reading

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College Care Package Ideas to Relieve Parental Guilt

You’ve sobbed, you’ve celebrated, you’ve dreamt about what to do with the extra bedroom and then the guilt sets in. Parental guilt. The guilt of liking your freedom. The guilt of enjoying not having an extra person in the house. … Continue reading

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Yogi Berra: Malapropism MVP

Yogi Berra’s tenure as a Major League baseball player, manager and coach earned him a spot in the Baseball Hall of Fame, but his delightful way with the English language earned him a special spot in my heart.  A Malapropism is humorous … Continue reading

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College Circa 1974: Good Old Days?

Thank you, Larry Fisher for this insightful guest post! Bring back the good old days.  Are you kidding? College, back-when, wasn’t always so good.  Here’s a comparison of then and now. Today, Internet registration for drops, adds and changes is … Continue reading

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Empty Nest Disorder: Recognizing the Symptoms

Have your children recently left for college? Have you found yourself staring listlessly at the empty laundry bin, your full refrigerator, and your clean floors? Do you find the quiet in your house unnerving? Have you recently slept through the … Continue reading

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Preseason Punage: Football Jokes

How else to kickoff another football season but with a few tried an true football jokes? What beverage do football players drink? Penal-tea! What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? An anorexic! What do you call a Minnesota … Continue reading

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September Shuns National Honey Month Title

In 1989 the National Honey Board proclaimed September to be “National Honey Month” Since then September has been the month to celebrate this natural sweetener and promote beekeeping. September begrudgingly accepted the title and carried this moniker for decades but … Continue reading

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