King of Punsters: Royal Pain?

Bud Freund, the awesome BNI Tech Guy is also a fan of the pun. He sent me reams of King with Crownpuns a few weeks ago. Here’s few gems:

  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
  • Earthquake in Washington— obviously government’s fault.
  • All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
  • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
  • Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Thanks, Bud! You take the crown. We’ll post more later.

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