- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
- Earthquake in Washington— obviously government’s fault.
- All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
- I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
- Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Thanks, Bud! You take the crown. We’ll post more later.