Garden Harvest of Jokes

SunflowerHere’s a bushel of garden jokes. Corny? Yes. Olive a good pun!

  • Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
  • Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
  • Did you hear about the gardener who sprayed herbicide on his herb garden? He wound up just killing thyme!
  • What’s the gardener’s favorite sport? Squash!
  • Why did the gardener quit? His celery wasn’t high enough!
  • Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? They were too corny!
  • What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party? A fun-gi!

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