- Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
- Did you hear about the gardener who sprayed herbicide on his herb garden? He wound up just killing thyme!
- What’s the gardener’s favorite sport? Squash!
- Why did the gardener quit? His celery wasn’t high enough!
- Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? They were too corny!
- What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party? A fun-gi!
Mirth in a Box sells fun and unusual gift boxes and care packages.