Paula Poundstone: One Funny Woman

Here are a few classic Paula Poundstone quotes:

  • My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and Paula Poundstonethrew her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’
  • Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
  • I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
  • If only someone would do for cows what Bambi did for deer. Cows have been in films, but they haven’t starred. I’m still willing to eat a species that is only a supporting player.
  • Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn’t throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.

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