What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little league team? Bat boy!
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? Flatman and Ribbon!
Why did Bruce Wayne’s date end early? Because he had BAT breath!
How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? None! They like it dark.
What does Batgirl wear to bed? Her Dark Knight gown!
Why couldn’t Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate all the worms!