Batman and Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Get in to the BatmanBatmobile, Robin!

What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little league team? Bat boy!

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? Flatman and Ribbon!

Why did Bruce Wayne’s date end early? Because he had BAT breath!

How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? None! They like it dark.

What does Batgirl wear to bed? Her Dark Knight gown!

Why couldn’t Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate all the worms!

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2 Responses to Batman and Robin Jokes

  1. Kepha says:

    How do we know that Robin is really a Jewish girl?
    She had a Bat Mitzvah.

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