- The patient says, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” The doctor says, “Then don’t do that”
- The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.” Mrs. Cohen answered “So did my arthritis!”
- A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
- A man goes to a psychiatrist “Nobody listen to me!” The doctor says “Next!”
- Doctor says to a man “You’re pregnant!” The man says “How does a man get pregnant?” The doctor says “The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner….”
- A doctor holds a stethoscope up to a man’s chest and the man asks, “Doc, how do I stand?” The doctor says, “That’s what puzzles me!”
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those 2 places.
- When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- “Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?” The doctor says “Limp!”
Thanks to Resurge International for the great photo.