GI Joe Denies Latest Doping Charges

GI Joe scoffs at the latest round of accusations that hint that the toy hero’s manly GI Joe: Manliest of Menphysique might be man made.

“I am one hundred percent natural. When they made me God broke the mold.” GI’s friend Ken stated that he has spent many the night with Mr. Joe and had never seen him use performance-enhancing drugs nor found any evidence of such drugs whilst rifling through his drawers. “He’s a hunk, but there’s nothing fake about him.”

GI Joe’s publicist said, “No comment”.

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