What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, 
you’re out.
Why is it so hot at Phillies games? Because there’s not a fan in the place.
Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park? Because of all the Giant Fans!
What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
Babe Root.
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.Smiling the Lord proclaimed, “You don’t have a chance, I’ve got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here.” “Yes”, laughed the devil, “but I have all the umpires!”
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