Monthly Archives: July 2012

Acronyms- AWHFY*?

An acronym is a word formed from the initial letters of other words. Perhaps the best example is the word radar which is formed from radio detecting and ranging. Get it? Here’s some common ones: SNAFU- situation normal all *@#$*%ed … Continue reading

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Batman and Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Get in to the Batmobile, Robin! What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little league team? Bat boy! What do you get if a huge hairy monster … Continue reading

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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin once said, “I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the … Continue reading

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Summer Birthday Party Relay Races

Oh the lucky kids who have summer birthdays! Both of my sons were born during the dog days of summer and they had some wonderful parties. Relay races are a great way  take advantage of the warm weather and wear … Continue reading

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UCB Theatre LA: Artistic Excellence & Highbrow Hijinks

Mischief and mayhem took hold of the normally reserved crew at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in LA Monday night. UCB is home to all things comedy and runs one of the premier improv schools in the country. Comedians took … Continue reading

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Tongue Twisters

If you have ever tripped over your own words, you’ve experienced a tongue twister. Here are few category five tongue twisters. If you can say them once without a problem, try speeding up and repeating them several times. Good gracious! … Continue reading

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Queen Elizabeth Visits Fairfield,CT

Imagine our surprise when we found Queen Elizabeth smiling and waving at us from the stoop of 200 Mill Plain Road. The camera really does add at least ten pounds. She is quite small in person, a tad stiff and … Continue reading

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Mitch Hedburg Quotes

Mitch Hedburg’s (1968-2005) stand up comedy routines were known for his short, sharp one-liners. Here are a few of our favorites: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You … Continue reading

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GI Joe Denies Latest Doping Charges

GI Joe scoffs at the latest round of accusations that hint that the toy hero’s manly physique might be man made. “I am one hundred percent natural. When they made me God broke the mold.” GI’s friend Ken stated that … Continue reading

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5 Pranks To Play In The Office- Guest Blog Post by Ian Tompkins

My name’s Ian, nice to meet you. I work for Jokers’ Masquerade Halloween Costumes in the UK. As you can imagine, working in this kind of environment could and indeed does lead to clowning around at work. After all, it’s a … Continue reading

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