For your groaning pleasure, Mirth in a Box has harvested some of the finest fruit and vegetable jokes from the world wide web.
Why do melons have fancy weddings?Because they cantalope.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato!
What’s green a sharp shooter? Annie Okra!
Why did the gardener quit? Because his celery wasn’t high enough!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!
Lettuce in it’s cold out here!
Honey dew who?
Honey dew you want to come out with me tonight?
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” Doug Larson