Fairfield, CT
According to a friend of a friend, a small, naked troll was seen strolling past the Burr 
Homestead late Friday night. A passerby chased the troll in to some shrubbery and quickly phoned her best friend.
News of the sighting quickly spread through out the beach area. Neighbors banded together to ferret out the nostalgic plaything but to no avail.
Residents are urged to report any missing Lucky Charms, Nutter Butters or Spam to the local police. Trolls are primarily omnivorous but prefer snacks with little or no nutritional value.
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Spam? Trolls eat Spam?
(Well, I guess someone has to…)
No. This is misinformation
European trolls, not surprisingly, have evolved into their own subspecies and have different dietary requirements, nesting habits and exhibit large amounts of body hair. This troll, Mr Troll, was a North American Troll. I can tell by your terse reply you are a European Troll. Probably from Southern Norway.
Trolls with eat anything processed including chicken nuggets. The key is to check the label and make sure there is a zero after anything w/ RDA. That’s why trolls have those big stomachs.