Rodent Jokes: These are Nutty!

  • Why do squirrels sleep on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!Squirrel
  • Which ballet do squirrels like best? The Nutcracker!
  • Why did the chipmunk cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
  • What is a mouse’s least favorite movie? “What’s Up Pussycat?”
  • Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam!
  • What did the 500 pound mouse say when it walked into the alley? “Here kitty, kitty!”
  • What did one lab rat say to the other? “I’ve got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer he brings me a snack!”
  • What kind of rodent grows on your skin? A mole.

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