Tom Swifties: Puns for the Punster

Tom Swifties are phrases or sentences that end with a pun. Good grief, that explains nothing. Best to look at these examples:

• “This food tastes of Plutonium,” Tom said glowingly.
• “I’m dying,” Tom croaked.
• “I’m losing my hair,” Tom Bawled.
• “My garden needs another layer of mulch,” Tom repeated.
• “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.
• “I think I have broken my leg,” Tom said lamely.
• “I know which herb would to use on these potatoes,” Tom said sagely.
• “I do not like this Zinfindel,” Tom whined.
• “I love these hot dogs!” Tom said with relish.

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