Fishing Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH.Fish-It's What's for Dinner!

Where do fish wash up?  In a river basin.

If fish lived on land, what country would they live in? Finland

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships

Where do you find a crab with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut off its nose.

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