Outlandish Oxymorons Revealed!

Posted on June 5, 2012 by Gay Gasser

What do jumbo shrimp, fun run & Civil War all have in common? They are all Jumbo Shrimp?oxymorons! Here’s what Webster says about oxymorons: Oxymoron [ok-si-MOHR-uh] noun A figure of speech by which a locution produces an seemingly self-contradictory effect. Here’s a few more:

  • Virtual Reality
  • Religious War
  • Head Butt
  • Perfect Screw Up
  • Fine Mess
  • Size 38 skinny Jeans
  • Microsoft Works
  • Anarchy Rules
  • Congressional Ethics
  • Working Vacation

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3 Responses to Outlandish Oxymorons Revealed!

  1. Mark H says:
    June 12, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    Love oxymorons! Virtual Reality has been one of my favorites for a long time. I work online so it is especially potent. I am writing here in a Virtual Reality.

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  2. RK Winters says:
    June 13, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    Yum Yum!!! I love Jumbo Shrimp.

    Love fried shrimp, boiled shrimp, shrimp creol…. -Bubba Gump

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