Monthly Archives: May 2012

24 Carrot Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots! What type of book does a rabbit like to read? One with a hoppy ending! What did the magician say when he made his rabbit … Continue reading

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Great Caesar’s Ghost! Super Hero Jokes

Why did Spiderman join the swim team? Because he had webbed feet! How was Aquaman’s son delivered? Via SEA section! What do you get when you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? Souperman! What does Batgirl … Continue reading

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Coughing & Screaming Ashtray: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: Numerous studies show that most people don’t want their houses stinking of tobacco but are too tender to ban the smokers in their lives to the back porch. We thought a Couching and Screaming Ashtray was the perfect … Continue reading

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Public Service Announcement: Mothers’ Day is Coming!

Mirth in a Box (why yes, yes we do sell gifts, why do you ask?) wants to make sure you remember Mothers Day this year! Roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you. Would you … Continue reading

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Phyllis Diller on Motherhood

94-year-old Phyllis Diller didn’t start her career in comedy until she was in her late 30’s. Raising 6 children gave her plenty of material. Here are a few of Diller’s observations on her days as a housewife: My cooking is … Continue reading

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Some Truth about Living with Your First Roommate-Guest Post by Justin McGenity

When a lot of young people venture off to college on their own, it is their first time living with someone besides their immediate family. Having to deal with a new environment on top of being crammed in close vicinity … Continue reading

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Oh Mother! Silly & Sassy Quotes About Mothers

Mirth in a Box prefers snappy to sappy. We thought these quotes about mothers were darn fun! A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ¬†Author Unknown Sweater, noun. A garment worn by a child … Continue reading

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Sexto de Mayo- Did I Do That?

Cinco de Mayo, though originally meant to celebrate Mexican heritage, has become a day that is synonymous with party! Ah! Tacos burritos, guacamole, nachos platters washed down with Tequila Sunrises, Marguerites, and cold Dos XXs all enjoyed with a decibel-laden … Continue reading

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St Joseph Sells Houses? Fact or Fiction?

The Claim: Bury a statue of Saint Joseph upside down in the yard of a house that is on the market and it will sell in record time. Realtors across the United States are reluctant to admit that occasionally the … Continue reading

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Tabloid, Desperate for Respect, Scorns Octomom and Levy Johnston

In a bold attempt to gain the esteem of ¬†mainstream media, The National Enquirer has sworn off coverage of Levy Johnston and Nadya Suleman. The Enquirer felt deeply hurt by its exclusion from the White House Correspondents Dinner last Saturday … Continue reading

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