Hiss! Snake Jokes

  • Hiss! Snake JokesWhat do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent!
  • Why did the two boa constrictors get married? Because they had a crush on each other!
  • What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished!
  • Which snakes are good at sums? Adders!
  • What do you give a sick snake? Asp-rin!
  • What’s a snake’s favorite dance? The Mamba!
  • What did one snake say to the other? Hiss off!
  • Why are snakes hard to fool? They have no legs to pull!
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