24 Carrot Rabbit Jokes

  • Too Cute! A Bunny Rabbit!Why did the rabbit eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots!
  • What type of book does a rabbit like to read? One with a hoppy ending!
  • What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
  • What do you call a rabbit that is real cool? A hip hopper.
  • What are 400 Rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line!
  • What is a rabbit’s favorite TV show? Hoppy Days
  • What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
  • Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
  • What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit bill? One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
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