Great Caesar’s Ghost! Super Hero Jokes

Why did Spiderman join the swim team? Because he had webbed feet!Iron Man

How was Aquaman’s son delivered? Via SEA section!

What do you get when you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? Souperman!

What does Batgirl like to wear to bed? Her Dark Knight Gown!

What did Iron Man say to Spider Man? Don’t bug me!

What’s Magneto’s favorite movie? Ferrous Bueller!

What is Iron Man’s Favorite drink? Fruit Punch!

Send us your favorite Super hero jokes! We have a slew of Batman and Robin jokes coming soon. There were so many Batman and Robin jokes, we gave them their own post. Go figure!

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5 Responses to Great Caesar’s Ghost! Super Hero Jokes

  1. Brian says:

    No Wonder Woman jokes?

    Actually, I’m relieved. 🙂

    • Gay says:

      I’ll find one for you!

      • Gay says:

        Lois Lane was interviewing Superman as to his most memorable experience. Superman explained how he was flying about the city when he saw Wonderwoman lying on a cot nude sunbathing. Lois asked him what he did, and Superman replied that he did what any warm blooded American would do, he swooped down on top of her and gave her a big “hug”. Lois then exclaimed that Wonderwoman must of been surprised. Superman then responded “not half as surprised as the Invisible man was”!

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